GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book